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Louisville, KY
23&Searching
No artificial sweeteners, just real talk
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2012-05-07
Source: marilynne
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2012-03-02
I just want to know where she got a hold of hallucinogenic Pocky.
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2012-02-10
Found this hat at a Peddler’s Mall in middleofnowhere, KY today. It is perhaps the most unintentionally (or perhaps intentionally) creepy thing I’ve seen in a while.
However, despite its creep factor (or perhaps because of it), I find it awesome. Even more awesome, my friend bought it. I hope he wears it out. Creep.
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2012-02-04
Weird books I find at work part 2

Overview from B&N.com:
“Got fur balls?
Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!”
Yes. Yes, this is real.
I think it’s time to pathologize cat people. We’ll call it ‘hyper-ailurophilia’.
Symptoms:
- Owning ~5 or more cats
- Taking an excessive number of photos of said cats
- Smelling like a litter box
- Meowing and purring at human beings
- Being the sole reason a video of a cat has 1,000,000 views on youtube
- Creating a blog dedicated to your cats
- Crafting with cat hair
- Having zero friends. Zero. Because you’re CRAFTING WITH CAT HAIR
This is going in the DSM-IV.
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2012-01-28
Parallelysis
There are too many parallels and not enough perpendiculars.
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2011-12-17
Tagging this under: weird books I find at work.
The overview on barnesandnoble.com:
“Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with ahealthy twist that don’t break the bank. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some “Soul Rolls,” follow-up with “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken,” and fi nish off with “Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread” sweetened with golden honey. Chapters such as “How to Become a Kitchen Pimp,” “Chillin’ and Grillin’,” and “Pasta Like a Rasta” will guide you through creating 5 star meals at a 1 star price. You can’t fi nd fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. As Coolio says, “All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how.”
Aww yeea
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2011-08-27
Things that are Strangely Characteristic of the Kind of Child I Was:
The following are a few items from my past that have re-surfaced while packing up for a move:
- A Keroppi box filled with pebbles and “fossils”
- A ziploc bag of ferret food
- A chromatography kit
- A zoology coloring book
- A drawing of Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a speech bubble that says “Rat On!”
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I must have multiple doppelgangers running around because people keep telling me I look familiar. Either that or I’m doing some pretty awesome astral projections. Or I just have a really common look. :/
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2010-08-10



